How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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