In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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