you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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