69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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