Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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