Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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