I wish I could teleport
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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