i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I need water and some morals
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