I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
