I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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