So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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