And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Welp...herpes.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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