I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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