Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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