hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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