I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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