Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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