i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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