his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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