Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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