butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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