Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
