i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
