Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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