Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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