I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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