Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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