I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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