Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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