how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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