ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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