What a fucking waste of an outfit
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
