margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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