it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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