Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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