I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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