I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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