Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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