So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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