I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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