Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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