dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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