Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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