absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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