I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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