I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
