butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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