In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
