Your tits are I can't wait for
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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