Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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