we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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