He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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