Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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