You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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