I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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