Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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